One Christmas night Santa was getting ready to come.I was asleep when he was on the roof. Suddenly I heard 2 bumps on the roof. I looked and saw Santa hanging from the roof.I was in shock. I ran like lightning out the door. I got a ladder from the shed. He said Jack Frost was trying to ruin Christmas. Santa said he had icicles for hair; his face was made out of snow and his jacket and trousers were covered in frost. The worst of all was that he had a machine gun that shot snowballs. I had to help Santa.Jack Frost was coming closer. Jack Frost giggled an evil laugh and roared "Give up Santa, you can't defeat me".

Just then a talking stork landed on the roof. He was 6foot 4. Jack Frost ran over to him and gave him a punch, the stork fell off the roof and landed on a wheelbarrow filled with hay.

Santa ran up behind Jack Frost and hit him with a tricycle.Jack fell off the roof and melted away.

Next morning when I woke up I dashed down stairs to open my presents.I got the gun that Jack Frost had last night. I wondered was it the real one."Let's find out" , I yelled as I went outside to try it out.

Freaky Friday-by 3rd class

Last Friday night my friend and I were playing truth or dare in a dark alley.I was dared to walk down the alleyway on my own and go into the haunted house. I sneaked up the alleyway . My heart was racing. I could see the old big house in front of me.

I slowly opened the door. I could smell damp musty carpets . The smell was so bad I got sick. It was like the smell of dead animals. I tiptoed up the stairs. I could hear floorboards creaking and chains rattling. As I got to the top I could see a shadow in the corner. My blood turned to ice. I was so afraid my heart skipped a beat. I could hear the tree branches and the wind pounding against the windows. Suddenly the door slammed shut and the lights turned off!!. How am I going to get out?

Just then I could see the shadow coming towards me. I was petrified. I ran as fast as lightening down the stairs. I tripped and knocked my head. I could hear footsteps geting closer. Next thing the person stumbled and fell beside me. I looked across and to my surprise I realised it was only Sam my friend. What a relief, John set me up!!  

A Lucky Escape-By Caolan

I was in school. I got a new bag. I was opening my school bag. I felt something gooey, yuck I thought.

I pulled it out. I was shocked, there were bite marks all over it. It was an old rotten sandwich with mouldy turkey and a big red squashy tomatoes crawling all over it. My heart was in my mouth. I put the mouldy turkey and the big red squashy tomatoes back into the sandwich.

I put the sandwich into my hand and I sneaked over to the the compost bin.

What a relief!!

The Soldier-by Jamie Coonan

There was a young soldier named Ed Sir,

When wanted was always in bed sir,

One morning at one,

they fired the gun,

and Ed sir, in bed sir, was dead sir.

Love-by Ryan Maher

Love is bright pink,

Love smells like juicy red strawberries,

Love smells like blooming roses,

Love looks like a heart.

Love sounds like ringing wedding bells in the month of May.

Love feels like a kiss on the cheek.

Love is love.

Superpowers-by Ross

One wet windy morning I woke up very early.I remembered my dream. In it I had a superpower, what a weird dream .I got a glass of water ,it froze in my mouth . I nearly fainted with shock . I still had a superpower . What was I going  to do .I dashed over to tell mam.Oh no they all had  superpowers .My  tough brother had fire power .Mam  could read peoples minds , dad had superstrengh  .Suddenly my brother threw a fireball at me  .I froze the fireball before it hit me ,.lucky escape. I decided to throw a chair at my brother. Mam could  read my mind ,she yelled “put it down Ross or else” . In a flash  dad marched  off to get the police .As he was  crossing the road a huge lorry ploughed into him, he got up without a scatch!!! .The lorry was destroyed.
In the end we all decided to try to work as a team and use our superpowers. We ruled the world after that-HaHaHaHaHa

Fear

By Ciaran Whelan

Fear is black,

It tastes like sour milk,

It smells like an old dead rat.

Fear looks like a dark scary witch.

It sounds like the bells of death.

Fear feels like an old slimy frog,

Fear terrifies me.
 
The Robber-By Andrew

Sean and I were going to town. It was a Sunday afternoon. We went into the sports shop. I was just about to pay when a robber ran in and shot me.I was shaking with fear. He took my money and ran.

I fell ato the ground and blood splattered everywhere. Sean rang the hospital and the guards. Finally the ambulance arrived.

In the hospital they put bandages on my head. They gave me medicine to relieve the pain.

In the meantime the guards were searching for the robber. They had a siren on and the lights were flashing. Eventually they caught the robber. The guards put the robber in prison for two years.

After hearing this news I felt a lot better and was shortly released from hospital. What a nightmare

  Mo Pheata
  Adam OCleirigh

Ta peata agam sa bhaile.
Madra is ea e.
Toby is ainm do.
Ta se tri bliana daois.
Ta se beag,
Ta se dubh agus ban.
Ta eill air.
Ta teach madra aige sa ghardin.
Itheann se feoil , bia madra agus cnamha.
Olann se bainne agus uisce. Bionn me ag sugradh leis.
Is brea liom mo mhadra.

School-by Cian

Chairs screeching,
Teachers talking,
Pencils drawing,
Doors closing,
Bells ringing,
Feet stamping
Ta me criochnaithe!

The man from Peru-by Oisin Cunningham

There once was a man from Peru,

He only had one shoe,

He saved very hard,

and he got a credit card,

and off he went and bought two.

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